Happy Mother's Day My Ass

Bitter? Cynical? Me? Noooo...

So anyway, a few days ago my mom put my grandma in the hospital. Happy Mother's Day indeed. My mom says it was an accident, but my grandma says it was most assuredly not. My grandma is still in there although she says nothing's broken. But if nothing's broken, I don't understand why she's still in there. And because she could probably get away with murder, my mother's not getting charged. I don't know how she does it.

How am I supposed to be normal when I come from teh crayzee? I want to go to bed and stay there forever.

To all you nice, non-crazy mothers out there, who wouldn't think of doing such a thing, I hope you really do have a good day tomorrow (it's tomorrow, right?).